• *Someone asks our debate coach if he spoke Spanish*
  • Teacher: No, I dont speak Spanish. I took Latin in high school i thought id never need Spanish.
  • Me: I know a few words in latin
  • Teacher: That would be?
  • Me: exorcisamus te omnis immundus spiritus and christo
  • Teacher: What about hello?
  • Me: What no i dont know how
  • Teacher: Of course youd know how to exorcise a demon but not how to say hello
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unicorn-sparkle-bug:

zeklos:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

i—need—a—doctor:

When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice

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when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice

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this is how i feel literally EVERY DAY

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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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flufflebuffle:

I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage

flufflebuffle:

I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage

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typical-erinn:

classylesbian:

rabioheab:

why do babies and old people have distinct smells but no other age group does

teenagers smell like depression and hormones

smells like teen spirit 

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fohk:

“The parties were bigger, the shows were broader, the buildings were higher, the models were looser, and the ban on alcohol had backfired”
The Great Gatsby (2013)Baz Luhrmann

fohk:

The parties were bigger, the shows were broader, the buildings were higher, the models were looser, and the ban on alcohol had backfired”

The Great Gatsby (2013)
Baz Luhrmann

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Because friends make you feel better.

Because you should be able to dance with your friends and it not matter.

Because true friendship is Harry and Hermione.

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