midnight-mindpalace:

shELDON YOU ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART

  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

poopflow:

*makes no effort to speak to you* date me

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someoneĀ 

Reblogged from Clone Club